My obnoxious, insufferable child demanded I buy him some wheels for his 18th birthday.
So I got him a U-Haul.
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- Tue Aug 27, 2024 11:22 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Teenage Demands
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1468
- Tue Aug 27, 2024 11:14 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Window Seat
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1701
Window Seat
A blonde boards the plane, and proceeds to take a window seat…
A guy walks in right behind her, and says: “I’m sorry but you’re in my seat”, to which the blonde responds: “Get lost.”
The guy: “Oh yeah?! Then I hope you know how to fly the plane.”
A guy walks in right behind her, and says: “I’m sorry but you’re in my seat”, to which the blonde responds: “Get lost.”
The guy: “Oh yeah?! Then I hope you know how to fly the plane.”
- Tue Aug 27, 2024 11:12 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Not a vegan
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1835
Not a vegan
My wife sent me to the supermarket to get cucumbers, eggplant and carrots.
I also bought some K-Y Jelly so the cashier doesn't think I'm vegan.
I also bought some K-Y Jelly so the cashier doesn't think I'm vegan.
- Mon Aug 19, 2024 5:49 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Quitting smoking
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2173
Quitting smoking
My wife and I agreed that we would only smoke after sex..
The problem is, I've had the same pack since 1983, and she's down to 3 packs per day!
The problem is, I've had the same pack since 1983, and she's down to 3 packs per day!
- Sun Aug 11, 2024 3:48 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: British and Oreos
- Replies: 4
- Views: 9032
Re: British and Oreos
Morpion- Over here Oreos are called cookies, not biscuits.
- Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:06 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Unraid
- Replies: 6
- Views: 12173
Re: Unraid
Huntor, why don't you just go ahead and make a DFX2 BlackOps knock off so we can get back to the fun.
- Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:36 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Socialism vs Capitalism
- Replies: 1
- Views: 5690
Socialism vs Capitalism
A Capitalist and a Socialist are walking together and approach a homeless man begging.
The Socialist turns to the Capitalist and says "Give me $5, I'm going to help that person"
The Socialist turns to the Capitalist and says "Give me $5, I'm going to help that person"
- Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:30 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Fish
- Replies: 1
- Views: 5653
Fish
Q: How do fish get high?
A: Seaweed
A: Seaweed
- Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:29 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: British and Oreos
- Replies: 4
- Views: 9032
British and Oreos
I just heard a man from Britain called Oreo's "Chocolate Sandwich Biscuits" and I finally understand why the Revolutionary War had to happen.
- Fri Mar 01, 2024 9:23 am
- Forum: ROLL CALL
- Topic: Checking In - March 2024
- Replies: 2
- Views: 7112