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by The Texican-PG-
Tue Aug 27, 2024 11:22 pm
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Teenage Demands
Replies: 1
Views: 1468

Teenage Demands

My obnoxious, insufferable child demanded I buy him some wheels for his 18th birthday.

So I got him a U-Haul.
by The Texican-PG-
Tue Aug 27, 2024 11:14 pm
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Window Seat
Replies: 2
Views: 1701

Window Seat

A blonde boards the plane, and proceeds to take a window seat…

A guy walks in right behind her, and says: “I’m sorry but you’re in my seat”, to which the blonde responds: “Get lost.”

The guy: “Oh yeah?! Then I hope you know how to fly the plane.”
by The Texican-PG-
Tue Aug 27, 2024 11:12 pm
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Not a vegan
Replies: 2
Views: 1835

Not a vegan

My wife sent me to the supermarket to get cucumbers, eggplant and carrots.

I also bought some K-Y Jelly so the cashier doesn't think I'm vegan.
by The Texican-PG-
Mon Aug 19, 2024 5:49 pm
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Quitting smoking
Replies: 1
Views: 2173

Quitting smoking

My wife and I agreed that we would only smoke after sex..

The problem is, I've had the same pack since 1983, and she's down to 3 packs per day!
by The Texican-PG-
Sun Aug 11, 2024 3:48 pm
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: British and Oreos
Replies: 4
Views: 9032

Re: British and Oreos

Morpion- Over here Oreos are called cookies, not biscuits.
by The Texican-PG-
Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:06 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Unraid
Replies: 6
Views: 12173

Re: Unraid

Huntor, why don't you just go ahead and make a DFX2 BlackOps knock off so we can get back to the fun.
by The Texican-PG-
Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:36 pm
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Socialism vs Capitalism
Replies: 1
Views: 5690

Socialism vs Capitalism

A Capitalist and a Socialist are walking together and approach a homeless man begging.

The Socialist turns to the Capitalist and says "Give me $5, I'm going to help that person"
by The Texican-PG-
Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:30 pm
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Fish
Replies: 1
Views: 5653

Fish

Q: How do fish get high?

A: Seaweed
by The Texican-PG-
Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:29 pm
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: British and Oreos
Replies: 4
Views: 9032

British and Oreos

I just heard a man from Britain called Oreo's "Chocolate Sandwich Biscuits" and I finally understand why the Revolutionary War had to happen.
by The Texican-PG-
Fri Mar 01, 2024 9:23 am
Forum: ROLL CALL
Topic: Checking In - March 2024
Replies: 2
Views: 7112

Re: Checking In - March 2024

Yo!