What did the Tibetan monk say when he saw the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.
I can't believe it's not Buddha.
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- Sat May 20, 2023 10:38 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Jesus in Butter
- Replies: 2
- Views: 324
- Sat May 20, 2023 10:37 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Lunch with friends
- Replies: 1
- Views: 287
Lunch with friends
What do you call friends you like to eat lunch with?
Taste buds
Taste buds
- Sat May 20, 2023 10:36 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Light Bulb
- Replies: 1
- Views: 335
Light Bulb
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
A: One, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
- Thu May 18, 2023 9:53 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Hurricane
- Replies: 1
- Views: 251
Hurricane
What do you get when you cross a hurricane with a cruise ship full of 1990's boy bands?
Washed up musicians.
Washed up musicians.
- Thu May 18, 2023 9:52 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Damn Auto-correct
- Replies: 1
- Views: 258
Damn Auto-correct
My Wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked "Does this make my butt look big?"
I texted back "Noo!"
My phone autocorrected my response to "Moo!"
Please send help!
I texted back "Noo!"
My phone autocorrected my response to "Moo!"
Please send help!
- Thu May 18, 2023 9:51 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Award
- Replies: 1
- Views: 321
Award
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the 'no-bell' prize.
He won the 'no-bell' prize.
- Wed May 17, 2023 12:35 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Goat
- Replies: 1
- Views: 244
Goat
What do you call a paralyzed goat?
Billy Idle
Billy Idle
- Wed May 17, 2023 12:32 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Air Freshener Invention
- Replies: 1
- Views: 243
Air Freshener Invention
I invented a telepathically controlled air freshener dispenser.
It might sound crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it.
It might sound crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it.
- Tue May 16, 2023 8:50 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Laryngitis
- Replies: 1
- Views: 222
Laryngitis
Did you hear about the pony with a touch of laryngitis.
He was a little hoarse.
He was a little hoarse.
- Mon May 15, 2023 9:25 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Slow death
- Replies: 1
- Views: 263
Slow death
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."
He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"
As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."
He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"