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- Tue Jun 06, 2023 10:40 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: The Clintons
- Replies: 1
- Views: 480
The Clintons
When Bill and Hillary Clinton got married, Bill informed Hillary that he had a shoe box under the bed, and that she was never to open it under any circumstances. Hillary agreed and promised to never open the box. Hillary respected his wish as the years went by and kept her promise. But after several...
- Fri Jun 02, 2023 2:11 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Made in...
- Replies: 1
- Views: 557
Made in...
Nothing is built in America these days.
I just bought a TV and it said “Built In Antenna”
I don’t even know where that is!
I just bought a TV and it said “Built In Antenna”
I don’t even know where that is!
- Sat May 27, 2023 10:10 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Stormtrooper
- Replies: 3
- Views: 650
Re: Stormtrooper
Because Stormtroopers have bad aim and can't hit the Target. Get it now?
- Sat May 27, 2023 3:58 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Bull
- Replies: 1
- Views: 401
Bull
A woman reads that a Bull can have sex up to 50 times a days…
The wife looks at her husband and says “honey, male bulls can mate up to 50 times a day, why can’t you do that that?”
The husband looks up and says “ask that bull if it’s with the same miserable cow”
The wife looks at her husband and says “honey, male bulls can mate up to 50 times a day, why can’t you do that that?”
The husband looks up and says “ask that bull if it’s with the same miserable cow”
- Fri May 26, 2023 4:30 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: First Day of School
- Replies: 1
- Views: 354
First Day of School
A boy rushed home after his first day of school, excited to tell his Dad how it went. Son: “Dad! The teacher asked the whole class a question, but I was the only one who knew the answer and I got it right!” Dad: “That’s great, son! You’re off to a good start already. Something that I taught you, no ...
- Fri May 26, 2023 4:24 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: I told my wife I wanted to be cremated.
- Replies: 1
- Views: 371
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated.
She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
- Fri May 26, 2023 4:23 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Stormtrooper
- Replies: 3
- Views: 650
Stormtrooper
What's the stormtrooper's favorite store?
The one next to Target.
The one next to Target.
- Tue May 23, 2023 7:37 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Batteries
- Replies: 1
- Views: 338
Batteries
I have something in common with batteries.
I’m not included in anything either.
I’m not included in anything either.
- Tue May 23, 2023 7:35 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Political Polka
- Replies: 1
- Views: 400
Political Polka
Have you heard of this new dance called the politician's polka?
You take one step forward, two steps back, and sidestep the issue.
You take one step forward, two steps back, and sidestep the issue.
- Mon May 22, 2023 11:32 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Happy Birthday, BLAZIN GUNS
- Replies: 5
- Views: 927
Re: Happy Birthday, BLAZIN GUNS
Happiest of Birthdays to you!