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- Sat May 13, 2023 9:38 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Tonto is Puzzled
- Replies: 1
- Views: 203
Tonto is Puzzled
I went to visit Tonto and asked him what he was doing. He said, ‘I’m doing a jigsaw puzzle of a chicken’. I asked, ‘How is that going?’. He said, ‘Ok… but so far I can only find pieces of the chickens beak’. I moved forward the see what he was working on, looked at scattered pieces and the box and s...
- Sat May 13, 2023 9:31 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Dreaming of a Prince
- Replies: 1
- Views: 238
Dreaming of a Prince
A man’s wife was lying in bed crying.
Her husband walks in and asks “what’s wrong?”
“I had a dream where a prince took me from you” she replies.
The husband says “Oh my dear, relax it was just a dream.”
To which the wife retorts “that’s why I’m crying!”
Her husband walks in and asks “what’s wrong?”
“I had a dream where a prince took me from you” she replies.
The husband says “Oh my dear, relax it was just a dream.”
To which the wife retorts “that’s why I’m crying!”
- Sat May 13, 2023 11:32 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Phone rings at 2am
- Replies: 1
- Views: 153
Phone rings at 2am
A couple are in bed asleep when the phone rings at 2am. The husband wearily picks up the phone. After a few seconds, he replies, "How should I know? I'm not the bloody weather man!" and hangs up. "Who was that?" asks his wife. "Dunno, he just asked if the coast is clear toni...
- Sat May 13, 2023 11:30 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Vacation
- Replies: 1
- Views: 207
Vacation
A married couple go on vacation to Jerusalem. The entire time the wife nags the husband. Unexpectedly, the wife passes away. The funeral director tells the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” The man thought about it and tells th...
- Fri May 12, 2023 9:14 am
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Happy Birthday, itchy
- Replies: 3
- Views: 557
Re: Happy Birthday, itchy
Gawd, he's still alive? Happy 90th Birthday!
- Wed May 10, 2023 6:10 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Blazin Guns walks into a bar in Toronto
- Replies: 1
- Views: 210
Blazin Guns walks into a bar in Toronto
Blazin Guns walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink.
The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him "what brings you to Canada?"
Blazin Guns says, "well, I was in a pub in England and the coaster under my glass said 'Drink Canada Dry', so I thought I'd give it a shot."
The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him "what brings you to Canada?"
Blazin Guns says, "well, I was in a pub in England and the coaster under my glass said 'Drink Canada Dry', so I thought I'd give it a shot."
- Tue May 09, 2023 6:30 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Gasoline
- Replies: 1
- Views: 171
Gasoline
I went to the gas station this morning and asked for five dollars worth of gas.
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt
- Tue May 09, 2023 6:06 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Moon
- Replies: 1
- Views: 169
Moon
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Eclipse it.
- Tue May 09, 2023 6:05 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Poor Old Lady
- Replies: 1
- Views: 165
Poor Old Lady
I saw this poor old lady fall down the stairs and hurt herself.
I assume she was poor because I didn’t find more than $1.50 in her wallet.
I assume she was poor because I didn’t find more than $1.50 in her wallet.
- Tue May 09, 2023 6:04 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Lizard
- Replies: 1
- Views: 169
Lizard
What do you call a lizard that doesn’t work?
A reptile dysfunction
A reptile dysfunction