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I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home...

Pointing a gun at me, he screamed, "Your money or your Life!"

I told him, I am married, so I have no money and I have no life

We hugged and cried together

It was a beautiful moment..

A man in my town fell out of the third floor of a nightclub yesterday.


Unfortunately he wasn’t a bouncer.

What did the duck say when it bought some lipstick?

“Put it on my bill.”

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggie.

I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win.

No pun in ten did.

Last night I tried reading the entire dictionary in bed.

I didn't make it though.


I got up to P

I hear Orthodontists are going on strike next week.

Brace yourselves.

What do you call a pig that knows karate ?

Pork Chop

Did you hear about the new Ceremony the Royal Palace Guards preform when Prince Harry is in town?

It's called, "The Changing of the Locks".

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy-up!