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Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. The first guy peers into it and says, “Wow! That looks deep.” The second guy says, “It sure does. Let’s throw a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is. We’ll be able to tell the depth by how long it is befo...

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get throu...

Six.

One supervises;
One arranges for the electricity to be shut off;
One checks safety and quality standards;
One monitors compliance with government regulations;
One fills out paperwork;
And one who screws the lightbulb into the water faucet.

A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many peo...

Doctors said he didn't suffer much as he'd only been married 5 days.

In order to combat flagging sales, Bud Light is coming out with new macho can designs.

They will feature a police officer, a construction worker, a leather clad biker and a native American chief.

They are also in planning to do a promotion with the Navy and the YMCA.

My wife yells from the kitchen “Do you ever get a shooting pain, like someone’s stabbing a voodoo doll?”

I answered “No”

She asks “How about now?”

Because the sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in modern society, he had never been taught the old ways. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to b...