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What did the Tibetan monk say when he saw the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.


I can't believe it's not Buddha.

What do you call friends you like to eat lunch with?

Taste buds

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.

What do you get when you cross a hurricane with a cruise ship full of 1990's boy bands?



Washed up musicians.

My Wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked "Does this make my butt look big?"

I texted back "Noo!"

My phone autocorrected my response to "Moo!"

Please send help!

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?



He won the 'no-bell' prize.

What do you call a paralyzed goat?


Billy Idle

I invented a telepathically controlled air freshener dispenser.

It might sound crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it.

Did you hear about the pony with a touch of laryngitis.

He was a little hoarse.

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.

As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."

He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"