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When Bill and Hillary Clinton got married, Bill informed Hillary that he had a shoe box under the bed, and that she was never to open it under any circumstances. Hillary agreed and promised to never open the box. Hillary respected his wish as the years went by and kept her promise. But after several...

Nothing is built in America these days.

I just bought a TV and it said “Built In Antenna”

I don’t even know where that is!

Because Stormtroopers have bad aim and can't hit the Target. Get it now?

A woman reads that a Bull can have sex up to 50 times a days…

The wife looks at her husband and says “honey, male bulls can mate up to 50 times a day, why can’t you do that that?”

The husband looks up and says “ask that bull if it’s with the same miserable cow”

A boy rushed home after his first day of school, excited to tell his Dad how it went. Son: “Dad! The teacher asked the whole class a question, but I was the only one who knew the answer and I got it right!” Dad: “That’s great, son! You’re off to a good start already. Something that I taught you, no ...

She made me an appointment for Tuesday.

What's the stormtrooper's favorite store?



The one next to Target.

I have something in common with batteries.


I’m not included in anything either.

Have you heard of this new dance called the politician's polka?


You take one step forward, two steps back, and sidestep the issue.

Happiest of Birthdays to you!