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by The Texican-PG-
Sat May 20, 2023 10:37 am
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Lunch with friends
Replies: 1
Views: 265

Lunch with friends

What do you call friends you like to eat lunch with?

Taste buds
by The Texican-PG-
Sat May 20, 2023 10:36 am
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Light Bulb
Replies: 1
Views: 315

Light Bulb

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
by The Texican-PG-
Thu May 18, 2023 9:53 am
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Hurricane
Replies: 1
Views: 233

Hurricane

What do you get when you cross a hurricane with a cruise ship full of 1990's boy bands?



Washed up musicians.
by The Texican-PG-
Thu May 18, 2023 9:52 am
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Damn Auto-correct
Replies: 1
Views: 240

Damn Auto-correct

My Wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked "Does this make my butt look big?"

I texted back "Noo!"

My phone autocorrected my response to "Moo!"

Please send help!
by The Texican-PG-
Thu May 18, 2023 9:51 am
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Award
Replies: 1
Views: 297

Award

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?



He won the 'no-bell' prize.
by The Texican-PG-
Wed May 17, 2023 12:35 pm
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Goat
Replies: 1
Views: 223

Goat

What do you call a paralyzed goat?


Billy Idle
by The Texican-PG-
Wed May 17, 2023 12:32 pm
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Air Freshener Invention
Replies: 1
Views: 225

Air Freshener Invention

I invented a telepathically controlled air freshener dispenser.

It might sound crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it.
by The Texican-PG-
Tue May 16, 2023 8:50 am
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Laryngitis
Replies: 1
Views: 206

Laryngitis

Did you hear about the pony with a touch of laryngitis.

He was a little hoarse.
by The Texican-PG-
Mon May 15, 2023 9:25 am
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Slow death
Replies: 1
Views: 247

Slow death

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.

As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."

He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"
by The Texican-PG-
Sat May 13, 2023 9:38 pm
Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
Topic: Tonto is Puzzled
Replies: 1
Views: 191

Tonto is Puzzled

I went to visit Tonto and asked him what he was doing. He said, ‘I’m doing a jigsaw puzzle of a chicken’. I asked, ‘How is that going?’. He said, ‘Ok… but so far I can only find pieces of the chickens beak’. I moved forward the see what he was working on, looked at scattered pieces and the box and s...