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Zero deaths.... joke of a map.

Windstalker-PG- wrote:HO HO HERE!

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I'm here and I've been good ALL year Santa.

My nephew will be spending Christmas in Afghanistan this year. If you guys can find it in your heart to send him a Christmas card. You don't have to identify yourself, just mail it. I'm sure he will be appreciative. I know I will be. His address is: Hollingshead, John C. A Co TF 1-32 INF FAB Howz-E-...

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Excellent. I've reported 3 people so far. They have a Border Agent every 5-10 miles in the remote areas and more in the urban areas so more than likely they were caught.

But I like all the perks of being Supreme General of the Army. Ohhhh wait there are no perks.

I had planned on pulling an 80 hour marathon on 1/1/12 starting at midnight just so I could be on top. There goes that idea.

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulp...

This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, “I’d like to register my new invention. It’s a folding bottle.” “OK,” says the clerk. “What do you call it?” “A fottle, replies the inventor.” “A fottle? That’s a stupid! Can’t you think of something else?” ...

Why is English such a difficult, funny Language? The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is n...