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- Thu Aug 31, 2023 10:41 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: What is Mitch McConnell's favorite movie?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1109
- Thu Aug 31, 2023 10:38 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Walking in the woods
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1091
Walking in the woods
Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. The first guy peers into it and says, “Wow! That looks deep.” The second guy says, “It sure does. Let’s throw a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is. We’ll be able to tell the depth by how long it is befo...
- Thu Aug 31, 2023 10:35 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Joining the Church
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1112
Joining the Church
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get throu...
- Tue Aug 29, 2023 10:02 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1079
How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six.
One supervises;
One arranges for the electricity to be shut off;
One checks safety and quality standards;
One monitors compliance with government regulations;
One fills out paperwork;
And one who screws the lightbulb into the water faucet.
One supervises;
One arranges for the electricity to be shut off;
One checks safety and quality standards;
One monitors compliance with government regulations;
One fills out paperwork;
And one who screws the lightbulb into the water faucet.
- Tue Aug 29, 2023 9:56 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Strongest Bartender
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1120
Strongest Bartender
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many peo...
- Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:32 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Man killed by shark whilst on honeymoon
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1143
Man killed by shark whilst on honeymoon
Doctors said he didn't suffer much as he'd only been married 5 days.
- Sat Jun 10, 2023 10:05 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Bud Light
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1173
Bud Light
In order to combat flagging sales, Bud Light is coming out with new macho can designs.
They will feature a police officer, a construction worker, a leather clad biker and a native American chief.
They are also in planning to do a promotion with the Navy and the YMCA.
They will feature a police officer, a construction worker, a leather clad biker and a native American chief.
They are also in planning to do a promotion with the Navy and the YMCA.
- Sat Jun 10, 2023 10:03 am
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Stabbing Pain
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1354
Stabbing Pain
My wife yells from the kitchen “Do you ever get a shooting pain, like someone’s stabbing a voodoo doll?”
I answered “No”
She asks “How about now?”
I answered “No”
She asks “How about now?”
- Fri Jun 09, 2023 7:30 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Why do Scotsmen wear a kilt?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1799
Why do Scotsmen wear a kilt?
Because the sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
- Thu Jun 08, 2023 9:06 pm
- Forum: Jokes & Other Cool Stuff
- Topic: Weather forecasting
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1187
Weather forecasting
The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in modern society, he had never been taught the old ways. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to b...