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This is creepy..... but cool Poke and prod the spider with your mouse, also 'grab' one of its legs with your mouse and drag it around the screen -- tell me it's not alive! You can watch him follow your pointer, too. Also double tap the space bar and it leaves little bugs for the spider to eat. Watch...

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives ...

You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful. But at the hospital , they say she is pregnant & congratulate you that you are going to be a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are....

Joe - I can't tell how how glad we are that you decided to return to -PG-. You have always been and continue to be a great asset to the squad!

The old coot can still shoot! Watch out you youngsters!

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These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch a...

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in theNew York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!). 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3...

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The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the 'Style Invitational'. The requirements this week were to use the two words 'Lewinsky' (the Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. Now, remember, the following winning entries were actually printed verbat...