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1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
But I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but
Just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't
Suited for it --mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but
That was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice
To my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way
I sliced it... Couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found
I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't
Have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but
Just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered
I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance
Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I
Wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got
a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because
It was the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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