The bartender replied in an obviously female voice, "Well, before you tell your blond joke you should know that I'm a blond and I'm also the bouncer here. The lady sitting next to you is also a blond and is a steel worker. Two ladies sitting at a table behind you are also blonds and are professional wrestlers. Now, would you still like to tell your blond joke?"
After thoughtfully rubbing his chin he replied, "Well, I guess not."
"Good decision", the bartender retorted sarcastically.
"Yeah, you're right", the blind man agreed before taking another sip of his beer. "Besides", he continued, "I doubt any of you would understand the joke anyway."
