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A teacher decides to let students out early if they can name some quote origins.
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Jan says, "Abraham Lincoln."
"That's right Jan, you can go home."
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Sue says, "Martin Luther King."
"That's right Sue, you can go."
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Marie says, "John F. Kennedy."
"That's right Marie, you may also leave."
The teacher turns her back. Johnny yells in frustration, "I wish those
dumb bitches would keep their damn mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around and she is livid and yells: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!"
Johnny replies: "Harvey Weinstein. I'll see you tomorrow!"
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"The government is not the solution to the problems, it is the problem and it has become increasingly obvious."

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