A man wakes up after a heavy night of drinking to his wife happily cooking breakfast.

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A man wakes up after a heavy night of drinking to his wife happily cooking breakfast.

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Confused, he approaches his daughter for an explanation of last night when he arrived home.

"You kicked in the door when you couldn't get your key in the lock, fell through the table and broke it, and pissed your pants."

"Jesus! So then why the hell is she in such a good mood?", he asked.

"When she tried to take your pants off to wash them, you slapped her hand away and said, 'Get your hands off me! I'm married!'".
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