Date at the Carnival

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Date at the Carnival

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A man on a blind date decides to take her to the Carnival.

The man asks his date what she'd like to do first.

She replied, "I want to get weighed".

So the man takes her to the weight guesser and hands him a dollar to guess her weight.

The man guesses 120 pounds, but when she gets on the scale, it reads 117 pounds, so she wins a prize.

Next, the couple goes on the Ferris wheel and when the ride was over, The man asks his date what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed!" she said and back to the weight guesser they went.

Since they had been there before, he guesses her correct weight and he loses his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.

"I want to get weighed!" she responded.

By this time, the man figures she is really weird and takes her home early and drops her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

The girl responds, "Oh, Waura! It was wousy!"
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