Blazin Gunz walks into a pet store...

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Blazin Gunz walks into a pet store...

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Blazin tells the attendant that he is wants something a little different, “everyone has dogs and cats and birds and fish, I want something different”

The attendant says “I’ve got just the thing, here, we have a talking centipede”.

“Perfect says the man, that sounds great ill take one of those”.

He gets the centipede home and says “Mr. Centipede, would you like to go down the pub and have a couple of pints (beer for us Americans)?”

Blazin gets no response. Blazin thinks he may be a little shaken up from the ride home he thinks. I’ll give him 10 mins and ask again.

10 mins later (a short 'MO' for us Americans) Blazin says, “Would you like head down the pub for a pint"?

Again no response. Blazin thinks to himself. I’ll give him another 15 mins and if he doesn’t reply I’m taking him back to the pet store.

15 mins later Blazin says to the centipede, “Mate, do you want to go down the pub for a pint or not"?

The centipede replies, “I’m putting my shoes on you impatient arse”!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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