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Cletus is passing by Billy Ray Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap
in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front
of an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off
first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left in a very
tantalizing manner. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic
striptease move, lets his overalls fall slowly down to his hips, revealing a
torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya
doing, Billy Ray Bob?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Ray Bob ..

"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment,
and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

(Don't make me come over and explain this to you! Read the last line
again, slowly.)

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who
are willing to work and give to those who would not.
~ Thomas Jefferson


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Post by Windstalker-PG- »

:roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:
When you hear the Wind.. You're already dead

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