Medical Terminology For Rednecks

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Medical Terminology For Rednecks

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Studies have demonstrated that Rednecks have the lowest stress rate
because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.
Here are some examples . . .


Medical Term --- Redneck Definition

Artery --- The study of paintings

Bacteria --- Back door to cafeteria

Barium --- What doctors do when patients die

Benign --- What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section --- A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan --- Searching for Kitty

Cauterize --- Made eye contact with her

Colic --- A sheep dog

Coma --- A punctuation mark

Dilate --- To live long

Enema --- Not a friend

Fester --- Quicker than someone else

Fibula --- A small lie

Impotent --- Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain --- Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff --- A Doctor's cane

Morbid --- A higher offer

Nitrates --- Rates of pay for working at night, normally more money than days

Node --- I knew it

Outpatient --- A person who has fainted

Pelvis --- Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative --- A letter carrier

Recovery Room --- A place to do upholstery

Rectum --- Nearly killed him

Secretion --- Hiding something

Seizure --- Roman Emperor

Tablet --- A small table

Terminal Illness --- Getting sick at the airport

Tumor --- One plus one more

Urine --- Opposite of you're out
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Re: Medical Terminology For Rednecks

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LMAO
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