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IRS Audit

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 7:23 pm
by Bubbachuk-PG-
If you've ever owned your own business, been an entrepreneur, or wondered what it's like doing so, this is as close to reality as it gets.
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.

IRS AUDITOR: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

Boat Owner: “Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

IRS AUDITOR: “That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know”?

Re: IRS Audit

Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2020 11:16 am
by Windstalker-PG-

Re: IRS Audit

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:13 pm
by Country Joe-PG-
:roll: :mrgreen: