Why You Should Make Love Once A Year

[The Texican-PG-]

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest.

So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled,

“How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely.

“Once a week?” A third of 
the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant.

“Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up.

Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”

One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands.

The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory.

“If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”

The man yells, “Today’s the day!”