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A man once bought himself a parrot, but immediately found it to be quite rude

A man once bought himself a parrot, but immediately found it to be quite rude. It would shout profanities at him, crap all over the house, and insult all his house guests.

At first, he tried ignoring it, thinking the bird would stop. "You're f-ing stupid, mate," the parrot would say, "the silent treatment ain't doin nuffin." So, the man finally yelled at the bird. The bird continued its onslaught. "Your insults are pathetic, just like your job and lack of sex life."

The man had had enough. He took the bird and stuffed it in the freezer. It squawked and cursed for a while, but then it all stopped. Fearing he'd just killed his bird, the man opened the door.

The parrot walked out solemnly, and, to the owner's surprise said "I will change my behavior. I was wrong, and seek to change." The owner picked up the bird and smiled. It then asked "Pardon me for asking, but what did the turkey do?"
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