Q: How much money does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer
I'm a big fan of whiteboards.
I find them quite re-markable.
Q: Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight?
A: It had too many sleepless knights.
I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games.
She said, "Wii."
Q: Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
A: Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me.
It was such a nice jester!
Q: What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is.
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A: A Yamahahaha.
I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive?
It was a grave mistake.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
A: To get better buns.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
Q: Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner?
A: Because he couldn't find a date.
I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
I put all my spare cash into an origami business.
It folded.
Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food.
I suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it.
Q: What do you do when life gives you melons?
A: See a doctor, because you’re probably dyslexic.
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Lol Dow. I spent some time working out the melons gag. Hopr all good in Vegas. I guess you never got to Wales...