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Morpion
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Newly weds

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Two newly wed couples arrive at the sme hotel. They share a table and a few drinks. After a while the two grooms meet up in the toilet for a piss.

One groom said to the other - how about a challenge?

What do mean ? asks the other

Well. Said the first. Lets have acompetition to see which of us can do the most sex tonight. Say the winner gets $50

Ok siad the seconf groom - but how can we tell without making our wives suspicious?

They thought for a bit and then one had an idea. How about when we have breakfast in the norning - we order toasted bread equal to the number of times we had sex? They agree

In the morning, the waiter comes to take the breakfast order. When he asks if they would like toast with their cooked brakfast, the first groom declares triumphantly, 5 pieces please waiter.

The 2nd groom also ordered 5 pieces but told the waiter to make two of them brown.
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