You know you are a cop if.....

[Bubbachuk-PG-]

1) You have the bladder capacity of five people.

2) You have ever restrained someone & it was not a sexual experience.

3) You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air.

4) Your idea of a good time is a "man with a gun" call.

5) You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly towards you, or you might be attracted to.

6) You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac & birth control pills.

7) You disbelieve 90% of what you hear & 75% of what you see.

8) You have your weekends off planned for a year.

9) You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.

10) You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which it's located.

11) You have wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide...getting it right the first time.”

12) You have had to put the phone on hold before you begin laughing uncontrollably.

13) You think caffeine should be available in IV form.

14) You believe anyone who says, "I only had two beers" is going to blow more than a .15

[jumper0815-PG-]

lmao !!!!