Young Bride

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Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding
she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire
night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the
expected knock on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens
and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite
as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares
to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and
it's Roger, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised,
Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Roger
kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Roger is
back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready
for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.

But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only
good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was
here already?'

The moral of the story:

Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.

PS. Have I posted this already? Who are you anyway?