A man brought home a lie detector.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:11 pm
He told his family: "This robot will slap anyone that tells a lie."
During dinner,
Dad: "How was school, son?"
Son: "It was nice, we had to write an essay."
The robot slapped the son.
Son: "Ok, I skipped school to go to a friend's house."
The robot slapped the son again.
Son: "Fine! I went to a whorehouse!"
The robot did not do anything, but the dad was shocked.
Dad: "How could you? When I was your age I didn't even know what was a whorehouse!"
The robot slapped the dad.
The mom, who was angry at first, couldn't help but laugh and said, "Well, he is your son after all!"
Then the robot slapped the mom.
During dinner,
Dad: "How was school, son?"
Son: "It was nice, we had to write an essay."
The robot slapped the son.
Son: "Ok, I skipped school to go to a friend's house."
The robot slapped the son again.
Son: "Fine! I went to a whorehouse!"
The robot did not do anything, but the dad was shocked.
Dad: "How could you? When I was your age I didn't even know what was a whorehouse!"
The robot slapped the dad.
The mom, who was angry at first, couldn't help but laugh and said, "Well, he is your son after all!"
Then the robot slapped the mom.