Medical Terminology For Rednecks
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:55 am
Studies have demonstrated that Rednecks have the lowest stress rate
because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.
Here are some examples . . .
Medical Term --- Redneck Definition
Artery --- The study of paintings
Bacteria --- Back door to cafeteria
Barium --- What doctors do when patients die
Benign --- What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section --- A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan --- Searching for Kitty
Cauterize --- Made eye contact with her
Colic --- A sheep dog
Coma --- A punctuation mark
Dilate --- To live long
Enema --- Not a friend
Fester --- Quicker than someone else
Fibula --- A small lie
Impotent --- Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain --- Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff --- A Doctor's cane
Morbid --- A higher offer
Nitrates --- Rates of pay for working at night, normally more money than days
Node --- I knew it
Outpatient --- A person who has fainted
Pelvis --- Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative --- A letter carrier
Recovery Room --- A place to do upholstery
Rectum --- Nearly killed him
Secretion --- Hiding something
Seizure --- Roman Emperor
Tablet --- A small table
Terminal Illness --- Getting sick at the airport
Tumor --- One plus one more
Urine --- Opposite of you're out
because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.
Here are some examples . . .
Medical Term --- Redneck Definition
Artery --- The study of paintings
Bacteria --- Back door to cafeteria
Barium --- What doctors do when patients die
Benign --- What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section --- A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan --- Searching for Kitty
Cauterize --- Made eye contact with her
Colic --- A sheep dog
Coma --- A punctuation mark
Dilate --- To live long
Enema --- Not a friend
Fester --- Quicker than someone else
Fibula --- A small lie
Impotent --- Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain --- Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff --- A Doctor's cane
Morbid --- A higher offer
Nitrates --- Rates of pay for working at night, normally more money than days
Node --- I knew it
Outpatient --- A person who has fainted
Pelvis --- Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative --- A letter carrier
Recovery Room --- A place to do upholstery
Rectum --- Nearly killed him
Secretion --- Hiding something
Seizure --- Roman Emperor
Tablet --- A small table
Terminal Illness --- Getting sick at the airport
Tumor --- One plus one more
Urine --- Opposite of you're out