It Pays to Know German
An Amish farmer riding through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts:
"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hinein geschissen!"
(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have crapped in it!")
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"
The Amish man shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
It Pays to Know German
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It Pays to Know German
When you hear the Wind.. You're already dead