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Facelift

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A woman in her 40's goes for a facelift. The surgeon tells her about a new procedure called
"The Knob", where a small knob is placed on top of the woman's head and can be turned to
tighten up the skin to produce the effects of a brand new facelift.

Of course, the women wanted "The Knob".

Over the years the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman
remained young looking and vibrant!!

After 15 years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

"I've had to turn the knob many times over the years and I've always loved the results. But
now I've developed two annoying problems".

She said, "First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and turning the knob won't get rid
of them".

The surgeon examined her and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts".

The woman replies, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee".
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