Moderately rude humour
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2022 7:01 am
Little boy points to his mother's breasts and askes
"Mummy. What are those?"
Not wanting to get too involved his mother replied:
"oh, Johnny. They are like balloons but when I pass on, they inflate and carry me to heaven"
Johnny seems satisfied with the answer.
Two days later Johnny came bursting into the room.
"Mummy, mummy. The lady next door is dying. Dad is on top of her blowing up her balloons and she keeps saying oh God, I'm coming"
"Mummy. What are those?"
Not wanting to get too involved his mother replied:
"oh, Johnny. They are like balloons but when I pass on, they inflate and carry me to heaven"
Johnny seems satisfied with the answer.
Two days later Johnny came bursting into the room.
"Mummy, mummy. The lady next door is dying. Dad is on top of her blowing up her balloons and she keeps saying oh God, I'm coming"