An American tourist walks into a pub in London and says, 'I'll have a bud light.''
The bartender replies, 'You're an American, right?''
The American says, ''How did you know, was it the beer or my accent?''
To which the bartender replies ''Neither. You're the fattest I'm a moron I've ever seen in my life.''
American in London
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