Fishing

[The Texican-PG-]

It was Bob’s first day working at a store that sold EVERYTHING…

Basically, if it was a marketable, legal, commodity, the store sold it.

At the end of the day, the store manager came up and asked Bob, “So, how was your first day?”

Bob: “Pretty good, I got a $200,000 sale.”

Manager: “What, how?”

Bob: “I had a guy ask where the fishing worms were, so I asked him what kind of boat he had. He said he didn’t have one so I told him that all the big fish were off shore so he bought a $100,000 boat. He didn’t have a truck to pull it so he bought a $100,000 truck and the total came out to just over $200,000.

Manager: “Wow! All that for a guy that just wanted fishing worms!”

Bob: “Actually, he asked where the tampons where for his wife. I told him that his weekend was shot so he might as well go fishing.”

[Bubbachuk-PG-]