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A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As she sat down, a man came along and asked her if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.

"No," she said, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for
the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

Somberly, the woman says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to
come here with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not
been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that, that's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend
or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The woman shakes her head, "No, they're all at the funeral."
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:mrgreen: :mrgreen: To funny
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